Caden: (showing me a book with a snake in it) Mom, I need a snake wike dat. He a COOL snake.
Me: Oh, yeah, he is really cool.
Caden: He a NICE snake, I hug him wike dis! (hugging his book) He a good snake, he go pee on the potty!
Me: Wow, that is awesome...but I don't think that snakes usually go on the potty.
Caden: Because he doesn't have a bum????
Me: Sure, buddy, I guess that's why...
I love how 2 year-old's minds work...